Part of the storyline: The Byline Returns

Hey Mister Zucker Berg, we got to talk….

A little boy ended up on Gesicher Buch, signed some BSAGBS — and signed away his likeness. Mark, we need to talk.

By Abraham Hdru ·8 June 2026

So, in a kingdom far far far away. There was a little boy,
who somehow Ende Up on Gesicher Buch.

He went on his quest to live life the fullest,
And like to share his exerience,
With his Friends & Family,

But 1-Tag.

He Signed some BSAGBS….
And somehow,
Signed Away His Likeness!

Mark, I am talking directly to you!
I never agreeed to make my
FaceBook Account Public, bitch

Ps; The Schatten Kanzler

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